Please sing to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
On the twelfth day of Christmas the FTC gave to me:
Twelve winkers winking
Eleven fibbers fibbing
Ten bluffs a bluffing
Nine Google's poodles
Eight flacks a flacking
Seven fawns a fawning
Six cov-er-ups
No enforce-ment! ...
Four lap-dog-gies
Three big passes
Two lame-ex-cuses
And a pardoned mo-nop-o-ly!