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Submitted by Scott Cleland on Mon, 2012-12-17 22:08
Please sing to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." On the twelfth day of Christmas the FTC gave to me: Twelve winkers winking Eleven fibbers fibbing Ten bluffs a bluffing Nine Google's poodles Eight flacks a flacking Seven fawns a fawning Six cov-er-ups No enforce-ment! ... Four lap-dog-gies Three big passes Two lame-ex-cuses And a pardoned mo-nop-o-ly! » |