See the abbreviation list below for the translations of the SMS text abbreviations used by EU Competition Chief Joaquin Almunia and Google Chairman Eric Schmidt in negotiating the EU-Google antitrust agreement via texting -- per reporting by the New York Times.
BFFN = Best friend for now
BFLOW = But FTC looked the other way
CIINST = Call it innovation not special treatment
CITY = Can I trust you
EPPAA = EU privacy people are angry
EPPFLYAIT = EU privacy people feel like you are ignoring them
EPPDGTJ = EU privacy people don’t get the joke
EAG = EU admits guilt
GANG = Google admits no guilt
GDFTCST = Google demands FTC special treatment
IHNLMN = I have not lost my nerve
IMFEG = Investigation must fully exonerate Google
IMITT = I mean it this time
IRMITT = I really mean it this time
IRRMITT = I really, really mean it this time
JGBMOSPWUS = Just got Brussels media on same page with us
LB = Larry’s busy
LSN = Larry says no
LSHN = Larry says hell no
LSHNMCFY = Larry says he needs more concessions from you
MASOF5PM = Must announce settlement on a Friday 5PM
MTSOOTTF = Must take Statement of Objections off the table forever
NIDWGG = No I don’t want Google Glass
NDINS4US = Non-discrimination is a non-starter for us
NLWYAM = No Larry will yell at me
PDPPMHFKJUIPY = Please delete photo of me high-fiving Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang
PRW = Parents are watching
PTMB = Please throw me a bone
PNTH = Promise no Trojan horses
SAW = Staff are watching
SWCPSAPST = Sure we can package search and patent settlements together
TMHB = Throw me half a bone
TMPOAB = Throw me a picture of a bone
WHADIYMV = We have a deal if you make it voluntary
YYCTUWRG = Yes you can trust us we are Google
